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After she left, Ritababe entered my office
Ritababe: Accountant, are you just coming
Me: I have been in the office since morning.
Ritababe: if not the fact that I was hearing
voices from your office I wouldn’t have known
you were around.
Me: I called your line all through yesterday
evening but you were not picking the calls.
Ritababe: I thought you were with Halima that
was why I didn’t pick your call.
Me: ojowu (jealous girl) I was really mad
Ritababe: what happened?
Me: my wife came home, picked her bags and
Ritababe: ahhhh…….this is serious
Me: yes it is. That was why I wanted to be alone
all through today.
Ritababe: you should have sent an SMS to me.
Can you come to my place by 5pm tonight?
Me: ko le possible. Mo n jade (it will not be
possible. I have a date)
Ritababe: is it with Halima?
Me: not only Halima, it should have been with
mama peace. I will be coming to your place by
Ritababe: it will be ok by me
Fast forward to 5pm…….
I met Jane at Domino Pizza at Bodija and we gist
for some minutes. She begged me that we
should go to her house at Basorun. As soon as
we got there and entered her apartment, I
pulled her to myself and started kissing her.
After a while, we broke the kiss and she pulled
me towards the bathroom. We undressed and
we hit the shower. While we were in the
shower, we started kissing again but this time
more intensely. I was squeezing her nippl3s and
I started sucking it simultaneously. She was
holding my OPA-MOSE and was squeezing it.
Then, I traced my fingers to her holiest and I
started caressing the holiest gates. I had to
hold her because she almost lost her balance. I
turned off the shower and carried her to her
Jane: accountant, please wait for a minute.
She brought out some kits and tested me.
When the results showed I am free, she pushed
me to the bed, went down to my OPA-MOSE
started sucking it like a pro. After that, I
reciprocated by squeezing her WMD 1 and 2
simultaneously. Then, before she inserted a CD
to my OPA-MOSE, I carried her to the bed and
started sucking her Holiest honeypot. I had to
gag her because she was screaming her lungs
out. When she climaxed, I lapped all the Well
juices, inserted a CD and entered her……….
After we climaxed, she laid beside me on the
bed and used my hands on her Weapon of Mass
Jane: Accountant, I did not know that you are
Me: kil’omode mi mo (I am just a novice beside
Jane: honestly, you made me feel like a woman
again after three years.
Me: what happened?
Jane: (mist forming in her eyes) I lost my
husband and our baby in an accident three
Me: eeyah Sowie dear.
I had to hug and cuddle her so that she wont
cry. After a while I told her that I was going
home. She was reluctant to leave me but she
had no choice. I quickly showered and I dashed
out. When I got to the main road, I called
Ritababe. But instead of her picking the call a
man picked her call
The man: don’t ever call this line again.
I was relieved but I saw a car slowly parked
beside me. It was Mrs Abiolu!
Mrs. Abiolu: Accountant where are you going?
Me: I am going home
Mrs Abiolu: let me drop you then.
As soon as I entered the car, Mr franklin’s call
Me: e kale sir (good evening sir)
Mr. Franklin: how are you?
Me: I’m fine sir.
Mr Franklin: I’d called your wife. She explained
everything to me but you disappointed me
Me: what did she tell you that I did?
Mr Franklin: she said she caught you flirting
with ladies in the church. That even a lady was
squeezing her Weapon of Mass Defence looking
at you in the church.
Me: sir, if I tell you what she did, and what I did
afterwards, you will be surprised.
Mr. Franklin: what happened?
Me: do you know that your sister who is telling
you all this slept with another man, I had
irrefutable evidences even though I’ve forgiven
but I’m surprised with what she told you
Mr. franklin: HA!!!!!!
(even Mrs. Abiolu was shocked)
Me: (continues) I am not claiming to be a saint
but what made me to be surprised the more is
that she transferred the business money from
the account to mine and ordered the foreman
to be reporting to me.
Mr. Franklin: Jesus Christ of Umuahia!!! Collins, I
will call her right away.
Me: ok sir. But to be candid, she had come to
the house to pick up all her bags.
Mr. Franklin: WHAT COLLINS!!! Ok I will work
towards it (ends call)
Mrs Abiolu: why should your wife do this?
Me: emi le n tun bi ni? (why are you asking
Mrs Abiolu: Ma binu (don’t take it personal)
Me: ok I have heard you.
She started the car and she drove to my place
but when we burst out at Akobo/General Gas
junction, we met a serious hold – up on the
express way. While we were dragging along on
the express, both Mrs Abiolu and I were gisting.
But suddenly I discovered that her hands were
going down to my cr^tch area to caress it.
Me: Ma, I am really not in the mood now
Mrs. Abiolu: Accountant, I have missed your
OPA – MOSE. To be honest after that day, I
don’t enjoy having s3x with my husband.
Mrs. Abiolu: pleeeeeaaasssseeee (her voice
Me: ma, it cant be possible tonight. I just have a
bad day and I want to just go home and sleep.
Instead of her to answer me, she unzipped my
trouser and with one hand on the steering and
the other hand on OPA – MOSE. She started
stroking it. I was enjoying the sensations and I
was cooperating with her.
Me: can we find a secluded spot?
She drove to an area that is literally dark and
she parked. I came out of the car and could
decipher from the dark some people bleeping
themselves. She came over to my side and sat
on me. I observed that she had already
removed her panties and I entered her. She
was moist and warm. We bleeped each other
for some minutes and she erupted. When she
was through she stood up, pulled me out of the
car, held on the bonnet of the car and I came in
from behind. I bleeped her in that style for
some minutes. Then she rested on the bonnet
and I entered her again. This time I bleeped her
mercilessly. As I wanted to erupt, I tried
removing my OPA – MOSE but she held me and
I released into her.
After resting for a minute or two, we heard a
“Kii nse eyin nikan le wa nibiyi o. e ma je ki won
fura si wa nibiyi” (you are not the only one here
o……….) we both laughed and we adjusted
ourselves, entered the car and drove off
Mrs. Abiolu: you made me feel like a girl
Me: with all the moaning and screaming
Mrs. Abiolu: I have now come to the
understandings that never underestimate the
power of “small”
Me: I cant be as long as your husband
Mrs. Abiolu: don’t even go to that side. Can you
believe that since that day my husband just
“touched” me twice And even the second
time I had to force him by self – manipulation.
What is the usefulness of OPA – MOSE when it
cannot be used
Me: eeyah. What should I do
Mrs Abiolu: Bleep me again…..
We both laughed. When she got to my place,
she dropped me and I entered. Luckily for me,
there was light. I just greeted my neighbour
over the window and entered my apartment to
shower. After a while (as usual) NEPA took off
the light. After eating dinner, I slept off.