Well i wasnt that surprise to see her, honestly i saw glimpse of it, but i need to know what she is and i need to hear it from her mouth, in order to reduce my thinking i order for one bott’e of star even though i nor dey drink before,
but this time i need something more than hot, and since i dey the right place i just cucuma start drinking without thinking.
Guy 1: chelsea go beat man utd
Guy 2: go sit down who know chelsea.
Guy 3: guy forget that thing oh you know say we get costa now.
Guy 2: forget about costa phil jones go pocket am.
Guy 3: haahaha who know phil jones, even though self e fit pocket pocket costa what of fabregas?
Guy 2: fabregas wey dey lost for match, nobody go pocket am e go pocket himself.
Guy 5: man united na only talk una sabi talk, no bi small arsenal beat una for F.A cup and na una welbeck even score the winning goal,
Guy 2: forget that one, arsenal no fit beat us again, we just dash them welbeck because im leg na biscuit, na so so injury im dey injure.
Guy 1: guy shotup you too get mouth after we beat una finish na, you go keep quiet like mumu.
Guy 2: thunder fire that na head wey be like were train dey pass go london for calling me mumu.
Guy 3: thunder fire your papa if na cause.
Guy 2: guy na me you dey talk to, look me well oh i resemble your mate, because of say i sit down here with you you come get mind to dey yarn for were big bros like me dey talk.
Guy 1: abeg shot up for there, wether you be old man or not, so far me and you dey here together we be mate.
Guy 2. If you nor shot up for there na i go para this bottle for your head, you dey mad you know who i be
Guy 1: guy u nor fit do more than a dead rat, do your worse (standing up and pulling his shirt, ready for fight) the other guy took star bottle and throw it at the other guy, the bros bend down and dodge it, the bottle flew and smash the back of my head, i didnt even feel any pain at all, no injury nothing at all, after i check the back of my head i see say no blood, no scratch and no sign of injury, i stood up and ask.
Me: na who be the person wey throw that bottle.
(before i they talk finish the bar don empty)
Well i dont know what happened but i know Adanna play a role in it, not withstanding i finish my drink, called the barman from inside and pay my bill.
Barman: were everybody disappear go?
Me: am i their keeper?
Lol the guy dey craze, why im wan para for my head na, i left the place by 7:45 i took my phone and started chatting with my friends in school, we gist about alot of things, and i still dey road, i continue chatting and laughing like a madman, you know sometimes, the light of your phone will dim your eye that you wont know where you are going again, na so i dey chat dey go then kpooarr i fall inside gutter and injure my leg i wonder why adanna no protect me this time,
person wey dey follow me for back begin laugh like say na basketmouth show im dey, well i nor blame am.
I reach my house around 7:50 i enter my room jejeje i lock my door, i remove the chain and hang it on the wall i remove my clothes remaining only boxer and singlet, i lay down on my bed, thinking over the whole issue, well i dont know how we started but i know how we will end, is either we marry each other or we both die, i smile as i think about her, i will proudly take her to my mum and show her the beautiful angel i will marry, and no body, i repeat nobody will stop me from marrying the girl of my dream, i continue thinking about her and my joy continue rising, the thing is that am not myself anymore, her smile, her lips and her breath infact everything about her brings me closer to her, when i remember how she smile when she look at me on the road, oboy my head wan scatter, but wait oh, why was she at the middle and why was she the only with a crown, well i guess i have to wait for her to get those answers, i was lost in my thought when a test enter my phone.
“you brought your witch girlfriend to kill my boyfriend and his friend abi, dont worry i will show you pepper and i will tell you that we owns this aba, if you dont know, my father was part of the men that terrorise aba in 2005 and 2006, i still have contact with all his friend and am going to show you pepper that you will run back to that your f—–g edo state.”
i dont need to ask who sent me that message now do i?
I just read the message and smile, if the she no succeed for the first time wetin make her think say she go succeed this time, abeg make she go sit down joor, she even get boyfriend na im she dey sanko my dicck join abi, na thunder go fire that her big yashh, i took my darling laptop, i check my cassete and i select “arrow 3” i like that film die, the guy join act for the flash self.
I concentrated on my film, sleeping on my bed and backing my door, my stomach rumble, na wetin i go eat na, i thought assuming mercy dey here na she go just cook for me sharp sharp, hmmm i think am missing her already, then i remember faith, i gave her money to buy obstacle for her soup, i quickly stood up, took my cooler and put it on black bag, i lock my door and set out to faith house, on my way i saw chinansa discussing with three grab guys i went to meet her.
Me: good evening chinansa, bros una good evening oh.
Chinansa: what, can we help you? She said eyeing me from head to toe.
Me: una dey plan how to attack me abi? No wahala, thank God say i still save your number for my phone and as e dey like this na im i dey carry am go show police (for my mind, lol who wan waste 5k again) so, because i dey my own jejeje you carry wahala come my doormouth, abi na by force to date you, no worry police go come your house tomorow morning,
she just kept looking at me like a boyscout.
Me: as for una, i don mark una face if anything happen to me, na police case una go find una self .
Bro 1: oga mi why you dey para like that na, you na our man na, and na we we, so make you chil like ice water ( he said opening his open teeth like solomon randy ;D.
Bro 3: na we we make you nor dey para again u dey feel me so, as we don see u so, we don believe say u na correct guy, so chinansa my hand no dey again i dont commot ( he said washing his hand like pilas, no be say water dey oh) .
They walk off chinansa, and disappear, then she face.
Chinansa: you think say i dey fear police, if you like go carry soldier, mopol, and even carry mobile police join (mumu mopol no be mobile police) infact go carry boko haram join, all i know is that i must revenge my boyfriend i dont care how i go about it, she said and catwalk out of me, omen see her yash as she dey waka, na that yash first make me go meet her, now that yash wan put me for am again, i clear my head and set to faith house.
I walk to the main road (mcc) and corner to umuojima road after 5minutes of walking, i turn over to her street and 2minutes later i found myself at her doormouth.
Kokoko i knock, who is that? She answered.
Me: memeor oziegbe, hwiode ah ( na me open door)
faith: se muza iva de ( wait am coming).
She opened the door, and i saw her sweating like shegoat, i enter inside and saw another man sweating like hegoat chai my edo sister oh, i smiled.
Me: good evening sir.
Bros: good evening oga how we dey.
Me: you dey fine sir, but me dey hungry.
Faith: u nor well i know say na im make you come, see the pot for there carry am as you want.
Why she no go talk like that wey she want make i leave sharp sharp so that they go continue their kerewa ontop bed, lol, if na before she nor go even gree make i touch spoon talkless of to carry soup for pot, i jejely pack the soup and remain small one for her ( black soup na one of my best soup so i nor dey use am play ) after i finish tie the nylon i told her bye and leave her and her loving loving make them continue were them stop, i walk out of the compound, i enter umuojima road and after 3minutes of walking i heard something from my back following me, i look back i didnt see anybody, i continue moving, then i heard the footstep again, i look back and i saw nothing, i dial adanna number and i heard the ringtone from where i was standing, i look back where the sound was coming from i didnt see her, then i turn to face front and woai she stood in my front like undertaker almost taking my breath away making me to drop the cooler ( chai ) that soup pain me die, she saw the dissapointment in my face and said. “dont worry i will pay for it by taking you out, from there you can ask me any question you want”
my belle sweet me and the worms in my stomach make noise in form of celebration.
Adanna: why are you starring at me like that and smiling.
Me: the way you say you will take me out make me want to kiss your lips.
Adanna: and what are you waiting for?
Me: because we dey road and somebody might……
Come here joor she said planting a wet kiss in my mouth, she wore white gown, with red trouser like indian woman, she wore red shoe and yes that bangles still dey hand,
after drawing the breath out of me through kissing, she hold my hand and we continue walking.
Me: so what are you.
Adanna: a little patient now wont hurt, huh.
Me: why must we get to were we are going before we start discussion.
Adanna: because we are not alone and i wont want to share my secret to everybody.
Me: okay if you say so no problem.
Adanna: thats my love, she said showing me her rice teeth.
Me: so is there no way you can just make us vanish to were we are going.
Oh God i love her laugh.
Adanna: and what makes you think i can do that.
Me: because you have been doing it, like how you dissappear to slap blessing and how you always come to my aid mysteriously.
Adanna: ahahahaha i dont do that, i only watch you in a mirrow.
Me: waoh so you mean you slap her through mirrow.
Adanna: yes, ok thats enough, when we get to were we are going you will get more answers.
Me: ok where are we going by the way?
Adanna: when we reach there you will know.
We continue walking discussing about school till we get to anyankwo market we enter the street beside it, and continue walking till a place i know nothing of.
I check my time on my phone 8:46pm, no network on my airtel and on my mtn sim, we walk for 20minutes more i check my time again it say 8:46 again, still same time and no network, then fear begin catch me.