I woke on Monday morning around
seven A.M, my neighbours don already they use their speaker they
disturb me na so the speaker they shake me for bed, hmmm maybe its
time i go and buy my own loader oh no be only them sabi music, and
the worst thing be say na mumu music them they play,
i got up and pray to
God for guidance and stand up to brush my teeth, after brushing i put
my soup for fire while i go baf, before eight i don prepare everything
finish, i took my properties and hed straight to school i look my
phone and saw three miss calls maybe na when i they baf the person
call me, i open the phone and look at the screen and i saw Adaeze, na
why she they call me this early morning na or maybe she want to remind
me to bring the report book for her i never even report the book
self, na to they teach her and they report her at the same time oh, i
call her line and they say busy, i try three times before i fit get
Ada: hello good morning.
Me: morning dear how was your night.
Ada: twas okay and yours?
Me: okay too, i saw your miss calls this morning.
Ada: oh yeah i wanted to remind you about the report book.
Me: no problem i didnt forget it and am even on my way now and the book is
here with me, I hope you did the assignment I gave you?
Ada: okay thanks alot and yes i did it, i will join you in school in twenty minutes time.
Me: we have Aluta oh and hes very wicked.
Me: yes if you late come him class him fit no let you in oh.
Ada: thats his own, am coming to school just for the reporting.
Me: hmmmm unserious student dont worry i will make you serious.
Ada: and how are you going to do that?
Me: just watch and see.
Ada: hmmm okay catch you later.
Me: okay please be quick oh.
Ada: i will try my best.
Me: okay bye.
She cut the call and i begin wonder which kind yeye student she be
self, if i follow her na carry over things oh, its either i change her
or she change me and as she come be girl now i nor sure say i go fit
change her oh but i go try sha, no harm in trying afterall i fit they
eat free food all the time, oh yeah the thought of food put hunger on
my stomach even though i don eat for house i feel like eating again,
i continue they waka go school i meet one of my classmate for school
wey them they call Ijeoma, she na mama i wonder wetin she they find
for school wey her mate don born three chidren i guess she go be 38
years now we they call her mama for class that time for ND, she just
return now and na her resumption be this she saw me and wait for me,
the girl get yash sha like yatch, but my eyes no they there at all
because she big pass me well well, if i go that side na only sit down
she go sit down for my body and i go faint or maybe die self she get
body wella when i say body i mean meat,.
Me: my wife you don come back?
IJ: my sugar boy how you they?
Me: i they as you leave me you bring anything for me?
IJ: of course i bring my b—-t come suck na.
IJ: how you they joor.
Me: am fine oh.
IJ: you dey go school?
IJ: oya make we gather they go na.
We walk to school together in peace, i look back and saw Adaeze coming
then i fasten my footstep and behave like say i didnt see her.
Me: make we waka fast abeg.
Ij: yes oh na Aluta we get this morning abi?
Me: yes and i believe say him don start.
Ij: hia that man no get Joy at all.
Me: no mind am.
Me and Ijeoma come begin they waka fast oh because we all know who
Aluta is a very strict man and he hate late comers, if you want to be
his friend then always come to his class early,.
No be only that one make me they waka fast i nor want make Adaeze meet us,.
After we don pass that police station wey they Umuojima we turn go
our left hand side then pass one corner enter our school main road
our school get many road so you fit follow anyone enter but if rain
fall all of them go be like river.
Ij: i think say all our lecture na by nine.
Me: yes but Aluta change all him time to eight.
Ij: that man things they always they different.
Me: na so na, thats his way.
Ij: but which time Mr Wale take teach una last week?
Me: i meet say them don start, and i reach there before nine (i said
as we approach our main gate).
Ij: na wa oh.
We show our ID to the gate men abi secuirty as usual and we enter
inside compound and of course the man motor they under tree,
confirming that hes already in school, we turn to the laboratory and hed
straight to the physics lab, make una come see as people full outside
while few they inside they receive lecture i ask one of my friend
wetin happen and of course they are all late thats why they are
outside and we dont have any other choice than to join them outside,
after like five minutes we don stand for window they beg this yeye
man he decided to lock the windows and door, we they see wetin him
they do before but this time no way again, na so we begin they
complain we nor fear about the lesson and practical na the attendance
list they important pass because him nor they take that one play at
all, i for tell my friend inside to help me write my name but after
practical na that attendance list you go take come outside, i was so
frustated not only me though all of us, i took my bag and go Biology
lab another practical is going on there, probably the new ND student,
the girls are beautiful i must confess as i they check the whole
laboratory to know which one they available my phone start to they
ring, i look the screen and see Adaeze i pick am “hello Ada”
Ada: can you please come to room 303.
Me: okay i will be there in a minute.
I turn and hed to the first building i reach and climb up then i
begin look for room 303, i locate and enter inside the room only to
see Adaeze sitting alone in one corner reading her books oh sorry
Me: what are you doing here alone?
Ada: practising how to report the way you taught me.
Ada: yes, since that idiot man dont want us to enter i decide to come
here and do something with my time.
Me: thats nice (i said and join her in the bench).
Ada: so are you ready to mark it now Mr lecturer?
Me: of course am always ready my student (we both laugh)
Ada: thanks oya let start.
I check the reporting and i must say she did well I mark the book and gave her 10/10, she was
so happy that she mistakenly hug me and kiss me, i dont know how as
she wan hug na im our mouth just jam, na by then i hear the voice “so
you guys are playing love hear “?
We look door and we saw our rector standing by the doorpost with our
dean our own don finish be that.