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In a Couple of minutes, Ibro was through too, he paid the Girls off, the Girl I had $ex with, insisted on having my Number, I refused, but she Persisted, in the end I just gave it to her .
Ibro and I went out to Catch some Drinks, we came back, I read a few things and Slept off, it was Friday by the way, so I had the whole of Saturday to flex.
I was about sleeping by 12:53A.M when I saw a text msg.
from Sandra, I was very Excited.
the content of the message was just
I Called her, I was very Happy.
She picked at the other end of the call,
“Hey Miss World, thanks for Accepting to go out with me I said”
I did most of the talking and in the end we fixed a date on that Same Saturday, 7p.m . she gave me her Address.
Through out the ‘Day’ part of Saturday, I was very Excited.
Ibro Knocked on my door, and came in, I told him about the Date, he didn’t seem Moved.
Guy, why you no dey date? I asked
“Mehn, Dating is the most foolish invention of Westernisation.
The “Date Anxiety”, the Fake Impressions, the Money wastage, the
time wastage, in the end the goal is still the p.u$$y. How many People end up marrying the Ladies they date in the University? 12% maybe, he said
I was Listening with Keen Interest, the guy is a dramatic guy, making Demonstrations with his Hand,
And by the Way, Love makes you Vulnerable and Weak, he added.
From the Way he Spoke, one could tell he was Speaking from Experience and he’s been hurt before.
Na true you talk sha, I didn’t wanna take the Conversation further. it might end in a Hot argument.
by the Way, he paid for the Pu$$ies I Fvcked. lol
2pm to 7p.m was the longest time of my Life.
I watched some movies to distract me, it worked. it was 6:30pm when I left for Sandra’s Hostel.
Following her Description I knocked on her door, Hoping I wasn’t at someone else’s Door.
she came out with this Very Awesome dress, that Left a Portion of her ¢.leavage out. Damn! the view was Pleasurable.
It was like She had been Waiting Eagerly.
We Strolled to “Always and Forever Restaurant
As we Reached, there was an Empty Table at the Edge, Nice Angle for Privacy.
I walked pulled, a Chair for her, She smiled, Sat down and Said, You’re a Gentleman.
We picked our menu Card, Ordered for some Snacks and Drinks.
You Look Gorgeous I must Confess, Way Gorgeous than the first time We met, I said.
Thank you she Said with a Blush.
So Sandra, tell me about you.
Am Sandra from Benue, she said am Tiv Precisely.
Oh Please! I Said, Tell me about you Not your Background I Said, She Laughed.
Watching her Laugh was a Pleasant View,
Okay, Am just a Simple Girl with a Dream, Am Cheerful, Fun to be with.
am Religious too.
Your turn she Said,
Oh my Answer is a Simple One I said, Am just a Young lad Sub-Consciously Mesmerised by this Charming Young Lady.
Damn! She was Blown away and she Couldn’t hide it.
Your use of words is Remarkable she said with a look on her face like someone who saw an Angel.
You Must be a Player she said,
“I knew it was more than just a Statement, but an Inquiry, if my aim is to just drill her kitten and Fire on”
A player? No, I think am the one being Played here, you got me thinking about you for 2 straight days, I couldn’t think about anything without thinking about you. I just couldn’t get you off my Brain.
She Laughed again, Why would you wanna Get me off your Brain.
That’s The point I said, I don’t!
A Couple Sitting Close to us, were Looking In our Direction, In fact Most eyes were on us, Coz of Sandra’s Laughter.
her ¢.leavages were Killing me, little did she know.
But I tried not to look, not to get Caught At least.
* I think Girls use that to check if you’re a P£rvert,If you’re Caught Staring, She’s already figured your identity”
We went on and on, checked my time it was 9p.m
we ate just little of the Food, I Paid the Waitress and we left.
held her hands, as we Strolled, She leaned her Head on my Shoulder, that was a Good sign for me.
we reached her Door post, About to say Goodbye.
We did, She Turned to Open her door,
I moved forward, Turned her Around, Gave her a Hot French Ki$$, Opened my eyes to check if hers Were Open, they were Closed.
then I stopped, She made another move for the Ki$$ this time Around.
we Ki$$ed for like 2 minutes, Before I left.
i needed no Angel to tell me I made her Night.
I was still on my Way Home, Sent her a Message that Reads
“My World was lonely and Dark,
thought I had my life on Track,
A Sight of you Gives me Heart Attack
But I’d rather die than live without your Smile
Thank you Sandra for making my Life Worthwhile.”
The Easiest way to a Girl’s P.u$$y is through her Heart.
Sandra Was a Very Pretty Lady,probably the Prettiest ave Dated,
The truth is, Dating Pretty Ladies isn’t Easy, It requires additional Hard work, Coz if You Slack a little, if you Deprive her of the Attention she needs.
you’ll Swiftly be Displaced by other guys.
Ibro and I Loved $ex, but on Different Grounds, he just Loved the $ex.
I Preferred the $ex with a little Emotions attached, The emotions are like a Spice.
I was already exhausted when I got home, Threw My Phone on the Bed, Grabbed a Towel and was heading for the Bathroom, Came out 5 minutes later and Saw 4 missed calls from Sandra.
She called again, so I just Picked the call.
Hey, Jeff, Where ave you been? she asked
oh am so sorry, i was in the bathroom, i replied.
I just wanted to say thank you, for the Message, it was beautiful, then she giggled and Continued.
You are really fun, let’s have another date but this time at my Place.
I Almost felt like Jumping, Out of Excitement, First I was Glad, She wanted to spend more time with me, and Secondly the date will be at her place, meaning the expense is on her, Lol
“Really? that’s the best thing ave heard all day”
We talked for a While, then Ended the call.
I woke up Tired, On Sunday Morning, isnt it Weird, Get to rest all through the Night and still wake up weak and tired.
by 7:45p.m I was Already Ready for Church. I decided not to go to my Regular Church. Trying something New.
I decided to Visit the Living Faith Church just about 1.5 Kilometres from my Crib.
My dressing was Corporate, Stucked in with Well Polished Shoes.
I left the Tie out, I felt Tie will make it too Sophisticated
I reached there, the Usher Directed me to a Seat, 2nd to the last seat at the Back row.
Sat down, Bent my head to say some prayers.
This Church Does know how to Dance. lol.
The Song “Everything na Double, double, was going on”
I joined in Dancing, I could hear the ladies at my back Laughing.
I no send, continued my dancing.
30 minutes later it was the Sermon
The Pastor was preaching on marriage, he made a statement in the Sermon.
He avoided using the Word $ex, for the Sake of the Kids..
he said “it is Ungodly for a Woman to deny her Husband his Marital Rights, for no reason.Meaning $ex”
Na So! I Screamed out from the back.
the whole Church Burst into laughter with people at the front looking back, trying to figure out the person Responsible.
The First timers were Addressed by the Pastor after the Church had dismissed.
we were four in Numbers, I was the only Guy.
my eyes was fixed on this Girl directly in my Front,
the only thing i caught from the pastor’s statement was he saying he wants to see us next time.
Picked my Bible, And walked out of the Church and was heading home, I noticed the same I girl I was staring at had been following me, I turned around and said Hey, you’re New here right?
No am old here she said while Laughing
it was a Silly Question afterall