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Its not condom, dirty mind……….
He brought out a phone Nokia 7310c, I was like ‘where do you see it?’
Me: where do you see this?
Friend: I saw it in your mouth, fool!
Me: sorry o.
Friend: I told you not to question me till we reach the hostel.
Me: pele na! Abi kilo n shey e?
He then on it and dial a number. All what I heard him saying was just
“okay, and, ehn ehn, and, okay, yes na, no vex, alright” but he said one last thing which made me happy.
He said ‘abeg prepare a babe wey set die, I dey carry my friend come there’.
He cuts the phone and put it where it was previously then we tAlked with our leg, the way we walk sef can’t be refered to as walk because we were jog walking.
After like 5mins, we reached a farm. We then saw some girls not too far from us.
Friend: ogbeni, use your brain here o! No dull o, make sure u talk with that babe them prepare for you o.
Me: trust me na (amidst fear) I go do things perfectly.
Friend: sha no F**K up.
Me: yes boss…..
We reached where they were and they hug-greeted us I stayed cool with my chest beating so fast, I swear it’ll beat usain bolt record.
Not up to five minutes, my friend moved away with two babes remaining a girl sitting right in front of me.
Something about me is that, I look innocent, talk innocent but you’ll be confused to believe its me when you hear what I do.
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I then put on my sweetest look to talk with the job before me,lolz!
But the problem was that I don’t like communicating in english but I like it if I’m mixing it. Shih! I forgot, na my friend lesson sure pass jor…
Me: its like you’re bored, can we engage in a chat?
Girl: oh! thanks.
Me: no menshun, Fawaz is my name sha, you?
Me: wow! That’s my lovely sister’s name too o. The only sister I love and I believe I’ll love you too for that name and as a wife.
Girl: (laughing) and where is the wife o?
Me: she’s right here in front of me na.Girl: you’re funny, you must be a comedian.
Me: abi na, and what do u mean with that o?
Girl: absolutely nothing.
Me: but don’t you know we can be more than this. I believe we’re more than friends already.
Girl: I like it, you’re smart.
Me: (feeling good) you’re in the Queens chool bha?
We chatted on for like 20mins moving from one topic to another before we entered into the romantic part.
Even with no experience, I later found myself sitting beside her where we both found ourselves looking into each other’s face.
I wanted to move my lips near hers when I heard something like slap
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Chai! No be slap sha, but it looks like one. lolz…
I heard someone clap from behind. It was my friend sha. He later ran away after clapping.
Me: l love you Yetty.
Yetty: I love you too.
The next thing I saw was that our lips were interlocked. I was eating her lips hungrily that happens to be the job before me.
We were still on the kiss for like 12mins but now we are on our feet, hugging, massaging and kissing at the same time.
The next thing I heard was laughter which made both lips to disengage.
As I opened my eyes from the kiss-mansioned-land I was, I saw my friend with those two babes sitting round the two lovers standing.
We later sat down and laughed with others laughing.
We are all chatting aloud when my friend dragged me to a corner.
Friend: guy, u craze o!
Friend: abeg come teach me the code you used for that babe.
Me: I be ur master na!
Friend: see mad man wey I dey teach how to toast. Na hin con dey make me laff for here o. Chai!
Friend: I salute you o! And naw shey u want that babe as your girlfriend or fuckmate?
Me: wetin dat one mean?
Friend: as in, shey u wan dey knack am only or u wan use her as ur wife like your mama is to your papa.
Me: na u know o, I love her, chikena!
Friend: what about dammy?
Me: abeg forget dat one jor. Yetunde na my real type.
Friend: no prob sha.
I hugged him and thanked him for the change he brought to my life.
We then headed to the place yetunde and others were.
Me: yetty, let’s see.
All: oko ati iyawo, esha ma pe.
As we got to a corner,
Me: I just don’t know how much I love you.
Yetty: (hugged me) I love you too.
Before she could say L, I don take up her gown and shift her pants aside.
She wanted to stop me but my Pasuma said power pass power.
As I wan enter her, I noticed that the thing is not entering which made me stop.
Yetty: I’m still a virgin.
Me: (stopped) chai! (confused) okay sha. We massaged for like 3mins before we moved to where others were.But as we sat down, we heard a Shout from afar.
Voice: eyin wo niyen? (who are those?)
To Be Continued…