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That particular parol bro ola assigned to me was an easy task, I finished it overnight and the client paid him off the next day.
Of all the different types of yahoo scams that existed I still preferred “dating”
I don’t fancy the ones involving buying and selling scams, maybe because I don’t have that OT at that moment.
Bro A.y do call me from time to time and i do help him with his editing stuff, until I failed to start turning up for hia calls, because I was starting to make little changes myself. Since bro ola never come back for his system.
I visited bro A.y on day, and revealed what have been doing to him so I can learn more from him, now that have had and idea about the whole thing. When I told him he said, ” you should have told me earlier you too Don ja, no wonder you no dey show up anytime I call you again, smart guy, leme sha show you one or two things that might help”.
He gave me different dating formats, tho I was already creating format then myself. But he was the one whole introduced me to the military format. He also taught he how to fake skype call.
I learned many things from that bro but yet am not making cumber-sum doe. So I was like Maybe because I don’t have my system yet. I just gathered the changes with me and bought one fairly used system, but. Still no much money turning up. I have no friends then. Because I do my things codedly in my area.
I would sometimes have sleepless night due to over night chatting with the help of nescafe. Chai when I was writing my waec a year ago self I wasn’t as serious as this when6it comes to night reading.
Things took a new turn when I met this guy called bosun. It was one a friday evening like that, I just say make I ge small for paramount club. As i entered the club, I didn’t greet anyone u just went straight to the Bar man and ordered for the winners drink #trophy.
It was obvious with my facial expression I was having problems. I was on my 7th bottle when someone tapped me. Me Wey my eyes don leri, I didn’t respond. Then I felt a second tap on my shoulder, and looked at the person and it was a lady, I just hissed, “abeg leme, I no get money to carry olosho tonight”
She con talk say “elo bobo, mister Ben dey call you”. I still didn’t respond. As she was leaving me I decided to take a look at her behind, then I saw her walking towards a guy amidst four girls on a Vip sit.
And no be ordinary person fit sit for vip in a court like paramount, I just noticed the guy amidst them was beckoning on me with his hands.
I decided to approach him because his face looked familiar.
Me : Hey! You see me ri ?
Bosun benson : Bobo wetin do you?, you know sabi person again?
I just took a cursory look at him, then I recognized him.
Me : Bosun! Mad boy!
Na you con siddon for here like king kong. How far now?
B.B : GUY I dey oh, please give me a Minute [He turned to his girls] oya baby’s, make una clear for now.
1st olosho : wetin na?
2nd olosho : shey na because of this guy you wan blow up our enjoyment.
B.B : ladies no vex, we go dey do that next time.
Na do they left, con remain I and bosun benson
B.B : ife sit down
Me : [sat down] bosun bosun bosun
B.B : alaye why you they call me repeatedly
Me : Bosun na you oh
B.B : oh boy make you leave that one jae, how you doing?
Me : lowkey oh bobo
Let me brief you about bosun
Bosun was an old classmate of mine in secondary school, he left out school then in ss2 third term, he was the ladies guy, because he was very socially inclined than the rest of us.
Bosun and i spoke for several minutes before he said he was leaving, we sha exchange contacts and he told me to call him the next day.
I got home around 11p.m, mucee and pman Don sleep. And the gate was locked, I just climbed the fence enter the compound, and went to my younger brothers window. He was still awake because he was watching film. He opened the door for me, Naso me sef enter my room, jumped for bed then sign out.
Waking up the very next day, I did with one powerful headache, but ain’t gonna let that get in the way of my hustle, I picked up my phone, checked for notifications and saw none. I then switched on my laptop and was hustling on it till around 2pm.
I then called bosun , his number wasn’t going through, in mind I was like, “shey these boy mad ni, I beg am to gimme number before ni mtxhew “. I then went to take my bath in getting back I saw two missed Calls. Guess who. Dhur not bosun. It was bro ola, I flashed him and he called back.
Bro ola : IFE how far?
Me : not too far bro, its been a while oh.
Bro ola : omo I don port go abeokuta for my gf side, make everything cool down
Me : nice decision bro, but how about your maye? How you dey contact them? Since your lappy dey here.
Bro ola : am with my gf now, so na her lappy I dey use hustle here
Me : OK bro
He sha gave me some Tips about the formats he got over there and some sites too. I was still trying to visit the sites when another call came in. This time it was bosun.
B.B : guy how far? , where you at?
Me : lowkey for my papa house oh
B.B : so what have you been engaged in all this while.
Me : I just they hustle pending admission oh
B.B : What work are you now doing
Me : nothing jae, just there
B.B : OK you fit come blocking me for that paramount side, make we flex more and talk better.
Me : nO problem, would be there in the next 1 hour. Sha bring money along cos I wan ge like nine bottles.
B.B : No lele jae mad guy, that one na small thing, catch you later then.
Naso the call end, I quickly rounded things for binu plus, got dressed and headed for paramount.
Got to paramount around 3pm, the baga of a boy never arrive there yet sef. I ordered for a trophy, and was just chatting on whatsapp. I was chatting with this new girl, that is somehow unlocking my heart, me Wey be say I neva loved any girl for real, I was now feeling done how attracted to this girl. She’s a church member of mine sha but we met on facebook.
I was still giving her tge usual format, she Don dey fall already sef, but i just like this particular girl, so I decided not to ask her out yet, I.e I put her for reserve.
So she was the one I was just chatting with. Bosun later came around 30mins after.
B.B : guy, you didn’t telme you Don land here
Me : you dey craze
B.B : leave trash for Lawma, you dey fresh o
Me : na ur papa dey fresh
B.B : lol, Let’s go to my place jae, my spirit no dey here today.
Me : your place, See mouth, you Don build house.
B.B : lol ife see your life, I never build house , but i don buy house.
Me: seriously you own a house?
B.B : Yeah now, not a big deal
Me : wait, where do you stay?
B.B : GRA, around that Alalubosa Estate.
Me : oh boy na you oh
B.B : na you sabi, Let’s waka jae.
We went outside, I was thinking we should call a car, omo na end of discussion i meet for outside oh.
Na so bosun enter.
B.B : oh boy enter now, why you looking life that
Me : chai bosun you don blow.
So na ur ride be this
B.B : [smiling] This one of my rides
I just sat in, we rode to his place. On the way so many things were just going through my mind, I was like, how come this guy get all this stuffs.
I must surely find out, me sef wan drive rangey.
The car stopped, bosun came out and said, “guy this were I dey lay my head oh”. My mouth were opened mehn. I was like woaw, this not a house, this is a mansion.
Me : na only you they live here?
B.B : just me and my home boy.
Me : OK
We went him, mehn the interior was madantin. I just code myself, make I no appear like a learner.
Then I was like, “bosun where is your home boy?”
Guessed who came out, it was krissh another ex-classmate of mine, we were really closed then mehn. He joined us in ss3 then, so bosun and him never met in school. I was surprised mehn.
Me : krissh!
Krissh : fertilizer! [my nick name in school then], dead or alive?
Me : oh boy see as you they fresh, bosun you guys Don turn boss oh
B.B : you you guys even know each other?
We sha discussed, gist, drank, and i left there around 9pm, telling them I would be in there place very early the next day. Thou, to be sincere I didn’t feel like leaving that premises mehn. Just felt If I didn’t go home pman go dey para. Was happy to saw krissh once again thou.
Let tell you a little about krissh, like I said early he joined our school then in ss3 1st term, he was very social too, he always left school before closing hours to meet girls, that guy na confirm Casanova. I pray he never change sef so he could introduce me to girls hunting again.