Diary Of a Fraudster- Episode 1





My name is iphekitan meaning endless love. (Written By Tz Iphekitan) I was privilege to attend one of the best secondary school’s in Ibadan then.  Was a boys only school tho. But i was happy I attended such a school. I was 17 years old then when I started having this experience. 

Every guy of my age would be chasing admission into an higher institution or learning a trade but that’s not the case for me.  I was just too obsessed with E – dating 

Sit back and Read every part of this story carefully and i bet you would enjoy it. 

Ss3 third Term >> V. S Things

It was at that period of our v.s that girls from other schools do attend our schools v.s .  I was a very popular guy On the various social app then, 2go and whatsapp,  among my peeps.  We created various group chat,  where we connect with girls from other school.  Since I was good with words, girls do add me privately to chat with me, they are all fond of me mehn,  they always try to let us meet up but i always turn them down,  tho. I wasn’t the shy type but i just don’t fancy meeting this girls physically,  I have less than 16 gf’s Online that have never set my eyes on physically. Those girls were caring mehn,  they do send me Recharge cards occasionally then,  without me even asking them to.

Thanks to camera 360 am very photogenic, so my display pix do the asking out,  I just chat with a girl for 2days and the third day I would. Have gotten a yes, I even do hear rumour that those girls do fight themselves over me. A guy they have never met.


On the D-day of our V.s. It’s normal for girls and guys from other schools to visit.  Prior to that day have been writing status about the v.s on my status. Unknowingly to me I was given them an invite.

Few minutes to the end of the programme I just excused myself to leave the boring program.
Stepping out I swear girls and guys from other schools hanging around in groups sha.

I just saw a classmate of mine talking to some set of girls I approached the guy,

Me : guy how far now?
My frnd : I dey oh
1st girl : Hey guy am shola by name,  are u not iphekitan.
Me : Yeah I am,  how may I help you please?
Five of the girls chorused “iphekitan! ”
1st girl : am pweedyshally21 on 2go
2nd girl : am mreb16
3rd girl : am goldengirl2500
They just kept beating introducing themselves
I was like Jesus I don enter am today. I just said nice meeting you girls and was about turning back when I saw lyk 6 girls approaching,  they were like “iphekitan”  another was like “ifemi” [meaning my love],  I was lyk chai I don enter am today.  They sha boxed me up in their midst.  Throwing questions at me
Girl one : guy you are really cute as you look on your dp
Girl two: am bimpe your darling
Girl three : What!  Bimpe ke!  Iphe itz me titi your love.

In my mind I was like I don enter one chance.
My other friends just came around.  Talking to the girls one by one I was like tank God.  Some were even making jest of me, they were like at last we met you.

We sha took pictures with each other and eventually I settled with one of the girls’,  taiwo by name,  she was tall thou not taller than I am,nice hips,  thick girl,  small waist, she was just the one u selected to go to the after party with me.

Leme not bore you with the details
Thats just how I knew I have a talent in chatting with girls Online,  lol I do call it coding girls Online thou.

The taiwo of a girl followed me home on that fateful day,  we smooched,  kiss but not more than that because I never jah much then.

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Few days at home after graduating from the secondary school,  I was starting to get bored at home.  Therefore,  my one and only companion was my phone.

I do chat day and night, 24/7 on my phone until that couldn’t satisfy my boredom,  because asking a girl out Online became my easiest hobby.
So n a fateful day I decided to switch my tactics.


Prior to the switching,  I do have problem with data,  I wasn’t getting enough doe for my monthly sub,  so I switched tactics by created a female 2go account. I checked in to Facebook and saw one portharcourt girl profile,  stole some couple of pix of hers,  do use them as my display picture for that account.  I added most of my old school mates to the account.  I used the username “maryjane”.

All my life I thought asking a girl out was easy but sincerely making a guy ask you out is easier.
I just chat with them for 2 hours,  and the next thing you notice is them chatting nicely, chai guys mehn,  greater mumu, during those duration, i’d get up to #3000 Naira Worth Of Recharge card from those guys, all I took was a yes.

On a fateful day I was in the saloon normal normal to have my hair cut, it wasn’t my turn yet so I sat on one of the chairs pressing my phone, I just saw some older guys typing hard on their laptops like a person preparing a project report, I sha looked away until the phone of one one them ringed and guess what, the guy changed voice ni sharply on picking up the call,  I had no choice but to take a look at them again, the guy faked his voice to that of a girlish type, and he was speaking fast English,  I was like. Sho in this place na.

To Be Continued…


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