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Toun doesn’t know how to make noodles.
The watery mess in front of me irritated me,
even the egg was not boiled well. I knew if I
complained she would say she doesn’t wanna
kill the protein. All her attention was on the
series, I watched prison break mainly because
of Tee-bag. I liked his diction and the way he
flicked his eyes when he wanted to do
My phone rang…
Abayomi: evil pikin
Abayomi: ermmm, how are you, hope you have
not killed my angel?
Me: your angel is fine o..why are you calling me
sef, call her now
Abayomi: ode, I called because Timi wants your
number, he said he doesn’t have this line
Me: Does he really need my number. Isn’t yours
Abayomi: you know you are in charge of the
campaign committee..you guys will walk
Me: oh well, give him. At least it means we wont
need to see except very necessary
Abayomi: exactly, like the rally tomorrow at
Shokas, Ijebu-igbo…that’s very necessary
Me: give him my number…
Abayomi: give your phone to the lady in the
Me: what am i?
I passed on the phone to Toun, and laughed at
the thought that the both of them would
probably be having s*x now if not for me…then
I thought of s*x…then I thought of Timi…I
remembered the first time..
We had just been dating for 3 weeks then and
things were going at its own pace. We had
gone to Sagamu for a friend’s wedding, one our
way back, it rained bitterly. With his rickety
Mazda 626 refusing to start at the right
occasion, we had hitched a ride to Ago-iwoye
via Ikenne-Remo. After dropping me in my
house, he started to leave, I knew I ought to
have allowed him to leave but It was so cold. I
begged him to stay the night. Lying beside him
that night felt so good, the only warmth I felt
was when I held him. He started telling me
jokes; later we were making fun of the people at
the wedding. Then he brought out a bottle of
wine we had smuggled from the wedding and
toasted to me saying “ to the most beautiful
girl”. He drank some and offered me some but I
declined. The only alcohol I took was Gordon
spark and palm-wine. But he insisted and I have
never been able to tell him no.. But I took too
much a gulp and couldn’t swallow it, so he
attempted to assist me reduce the quantity in
my mouth by using his mouth to drain mine.
Lawd! His lips tasted so good…then we started
kissing. We kissed till there was no alcohol in
my mouth, then he licked my lips, he licked my
neck…all I could do was moan. I could feel the
bristles of his day old beard on my neck as he
kissed my shoulder blade. I pulled up the short
gown that stood as my nightie, so he could
continue, I didn’t want him to stop…I had never
felt like that before. My Tips were so hard they
were almost painful, till the warmth of his
mouth enveloped them. I pulled his shirt and
started fumbling with his belt, why should a
guy’s belt be this difficult?. He asked if I was
sure I wanted to go there…I said yes.. When his
buckle came off and I pulled down his boxers, I
could see his Joystick in the dark. I didn’t know
what to do at that point, I was dripping wet and
I wasn’t thinking straight. He pulled off my
panties and ran his fingers on my wetness…his
fingers separated the lips and rubbed against
my clits, I screamed… then gently he started
kissing my navel and rib-cages. I rested my
back on the bed and stretched my hand until I
got hold of his Joystick; I spread my legs and
guided it to my V… He stopped me again and
asked if I was sure…I told him to shut up and
stop talking… he verified I was sufficiently wet
by running his hands on me again before
Before deflowering me….Toun: why are you not eating?
Me: this your rubbish indomie
Toun: you cannot appreciate anything in your
Toun: Ab was telling me about Uche..
Me: yes o..he said he is representing a client,
that is ready to pay a poo-load of money
Toun: I don’t like that Uche boy, he taxes
freshers anyhow…very notorious
Me: what his clients want sef is too much ahn
ahn…game centre and Cd selling monopolies.
Toun: I am not comfortable about it and I told
Me: yeah, I don’t like it also, but I think your
boyfriend might want to accept it.
Toun: he sounded so over the phone…how is
Me: only God knows were that boy is getting his
money from, everywhere it is National!
Toun: you guys have to step up o..
I attempted to sleep but all I could think about
was tomorrow at Shokas…I will have to be with
Timi. I was going to blank him, everything
would be official, I hope he doesn’t bring Annie
Me: Toun, I want to sleep..oya off your television
Toun: oh…that Michael is so smart..he will
break-out…I tell you!
My phone rang…
Me: who is this please?
Caller: it me..
His reply coincided with my brain recognizing
Caller: its Timi
Timi: just got your digits from Abayomi
Timi: I want to intimate you about the rally
tomorrow at Shokas…please come with your
friends…branded tee-shirts and jean shorts..
Me: you don’t waste time at all o..
Timi: the tide isnt in our favor now, we have a
lot of work to do, I don’t want us to lose.
How dare him use the word “us”…this boy dey
Me: you don’t wanna lose your good reputation
Me: don’t forget I am the one calling the shots
Timi: I wont ,ma
Me: good, how much are you being paid for
Timi: 200786 if we win
Me: and if we lose?
Me: what is the 786naira for?
Me: anyways na you and Abayomi problem..
Timi: see you tomorrow, goodnight dear..
After hanging up, I realized I had been
clenching my fists
Toun: who was that?
Toun: awww… what does he want
Me: about the rally tomorrow…branded tops
and jean shorts…
Toun: he is fast o, rally now now?
Me: he said Abayomi is paying him 200786naira
Toun: why that weird amount?
Me: I don’t know for him o…
Toun: oh my God…I know …
Toun: he is passing a message to you
Toun: 20/07/86…..your birthday..
By noon most of the girls we were expecting
where at mini-campus, we had rented gigantic
speakers and the trucks that we would use for
the rally, 90% of the girls were dressed as
instructed while the guys wore whatever they
chose. Abayomi called to inform me that
he,Timi and Kofo had gone to bring the Dj. Toun
was sitted all pretty beside me, I couldn’t help
but wonder why Abayomi would be straffing
Me: how are you and Abayomi?
Toun: how do you mean?
Me: I mean your relationship…you guys seem to
Toun: as a matter of fact we do…
Toun’s dad was a judge, I think it kinda took its
toll on her. She wasn’t someone who
pretended. She tells you as it is. That was
probably why we remained close friends,
though Abayomi was bleeping Kofo, I knew he
was crazy about her.
Toun: is this a backlash from you and Acho?
Me: no dear…and how is the s*x?
Toun: normal na….when I am Hot, he is always
Me: and when he is Hot?
Toun: he better be lucky I am lucky at the same
time or all he gets is a Bj.
Me: looool…Acho always complained I never
gave him Bj
Toun: why didn’t you?
Me: babe, even to kiss him after a while was
hard, I wonder if the boy give me something
Toun: naaa, you just fell out of love
Me: hmmmmm, takea of Abayomi o… he is cool
Toun: I remember those days I suspected both
of you having something together…I was so silly
Me: yeah you were, Abayomi na my blood
Toun: you like him more than you like me abi?
Me:I am sorry….yes..
Toun: don’t be sorry…I am glad I am not the
only one that has his back.
That was when I saw him, Abayomi was
describing something to him with some
seriousness but all he did was smile. How many
times did he UnCloth me with that smile…….. he
was holding a whistle, his afro was well
groomed, he stole my breathe away…
Abayomi shouted from a distance.
Abayomi: see my lovely ladies!
Most of the girls walked up to them, some
chanting “presido” others saying a word or too..
I noticed most of the girls that went to Timi,
hugged him before talking to him…silly girls
Toun: Tana, just control yourself, you are very
Me: thanks dear, I don’t have a problem
I haven’t spoken face to face with him since the
last time I embarrassed myself on his floor. But I
was ready for this
Toun: baby whats up?
Abayomi: my sunshine, I missed you so much
mehnnnn….see your hot legs…omo
Me: Abayomi, my own legs nko?
Abayomi: flee from me devil..
We hugged, then I stepped back..Timi was
already beside me
Timi: you ready?
Me: you can see we are..
Timi: we would be going to iyalaje first, then
itamerin, ajebo, oru, ijebu-igbo before we come
back to olopomerin then we assemble at mini-
Timi: we would share fliers while we dance on
the truck and surrounding it…it will move
Me: any refreshments for the girls?
Timi: pure water, soft drinks and gala..
Timi: you and Abayomi will ride in the truck
Me: oh..we won’t ride in the same truck?
Timi: nope…..are you disappointed?
Me: ….lol..you wish…
Thankfully Abayomi encroached in our space…
Abayomi: my people…lets go…it’s time to
Timi: nkem, are you ready?
Me: I am not nkem…I am Tana…and as I told
you earlier…we are ready
Timi: am sorry, old habits die hard
Me: whateva…if you can’t call me Tana, call me
Tee like everybody else..
Timi: aii ma.
As soon as our trucks started moving, the
music began, loud and ear piercing, it took me
a while to get used to it. Indigenes of the town
lined the streets, first in amazement, later they
danced along with us. Abayomi stood and
acknowledged cheers from students living
nearby, some even hopped into the truck to
join us..when I heard my name from some
quarters, I waved too. The turn out from people
was more than I had expected, I could see
Abayomi was happy, Toun came beside me to
whisper in my ears
Toun: your boy is doing a good job o…
Me: he is not my boy…anybody can pull off a
Toun: why didn’t kofo do this earlier?
Lord knows I wanted to say “she was busy
bleeping your boyfriend”, but I kept quiet until
something caught my attention. The cheers
had grown louder. Timi, had gotten down from
his truck, he was now in front of the motorcade,
dancing to “konga”. I remembered he was a
good dancer, I also remembered that girls
always brought their bum-bum to his crotch
whenever they had the opportunity. This was
no different, we were at Itamerin, and Timi’s
outrageous moves had turned the rally into a
carnival, the street was filled with people
Toun: me I am going to dance o…lets go down!
Me: stay with your boyfriend jor…
She pointed at figure in the distance..i had
initially thought her boyfriend was was on the
truck, waving like I though a president should, I
saw the madman, dancing “komole” just by
where a bus-stop was erected. Even cars
passing by were “honking” in using to the
music. When I turned back to my dear friend
Toun, she was off the truck…dancing “yahooze”
like her father wasn’t a bleeping Judge! How
can she leave me on the truck?..judas Iscariot
Timi: come down and join the dance, we are
here because of you
I turned back to face the boy that had haunted
my night all those months
Me: I am good here
Timi: come on, don’t be a snob..
I just ignored him like he wasn’t there anymore;
luckily a girl came and yanked him away. It
wasn’t long before we started moving again, it
ws like Ajebo people had been waiting for us,
cause they joined immediately. The dressing of
the girls was such an appetizer, guys left
everything they were suppose to do and joined
us like zombies…when we got to Shokas, the
crowd had gotten slightly out of control, the
music had taken a life of its own…Abayomi’s
name was everywhere…the dancing on the
streets was more than what we experienced
when Michael Adenuga came to bury his mum
in the town. I was moving slowly to the beats
when Abayomi came and scooped me off my
feet, in no time I was dancing with him, a
couple of girls came around us and started
hailing, Abayomi was happy…I was happy..
Within the blink of an eye, the person dancing
with me was Timi..i wanted to step back but
people were staring and he knew it. He had
that cute boyish smile on his face, his hands
were on my waist…I didn’t want to dance
anymore but the damn waist was moving to the
rhythm of his hand…I wasn’t thinking. I was
just dancing…he smiled…he was winning…I
stopped and joined Toun with some girls that
were sharing drinks. That was when the first
shot deafened us all..
I was rooted to the spot, I was scared, people
started running everywhere. Another shot was
fired, some guys all dressed in the same color in
a Bmw came down, their faces mean as hell. I
couldn’t find anybody…no Toun…no
Abayomi..even Kofo was not seen…then
someone came and pulled my hands. He was
running, I had no option than to run along. He
didn’t let go, we were running back into the
streets of Shokas..i couldn’t run fast enough, so
Timi carried me…my head rested on his chest.
His heartbeat was loud. He entered a hall that
had “june 12” written on it and screamed for
one “Bode” to open his door. The residents of
shokas were scared, I doubted if Bode would
open his door, until an opened door signified
that he actually did. Timi dropped me gently on
the bed and started to go out the door
Me: Timi! Where are you going?
Timi: I have to go look for Abayomi..he is my
responsibility now, Bode will take care of you
He was out of the door when I shouted again
Me: please be careful.