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The next day in the evening, I was about going home I entered the church. I saw the choir doing their rehearsals when I entered but Sis. Kafeeya was leading the praise session. As soon as she saw me, she was choking in her song. I smiled at her and left the church building and waited outside. When the praise session ended, she came out to see me

Sis Kafeeya: Accountant, how are you?

Me: I’m fine.

Sis Kafeeya: how was your day?

Me: splendid.

Sis Kafeeya: you haven’t been calling me.

Me: to be candid, I didn’t remember to save your number that time.

Sis Kafeeya: huh I will call you tonight.

As soon as she was leaving, she blew me a kiss. I smiled and left for my house. As soon as I got to the church gate, I received a call from Mercy

Mercy: you eh I am very angry at you

Me: ma binu (don’t be annoyed)

Mercy: I haven’t been around since last week. You didn’t even bother to call me

Me: I am sorry fa. What happened

Mercy: I lost my Mum and I had to go home for the burial.

Me: Haaaaa!!!!! Why didn’t you tell me

Mercy: it was sudden. Though I told Senior Pastor.

Me: eeyah. It is well dear. But where are you now?

Mercy: I have returned.

Me: good. Can I come

Mercy: I should say that you should go home but….. you can come.

Me: be expecting me in the next 30 minutes.

Mercy: don’t come oooo……

Me: ok. I will be going home

Mercy: if I don’t see you……(purred) if you keep me waiting…….

Me: you no well at all. (Call ends)

As soon as the call ends, I went to the mini – mart and bought some things for her. when I got to her house, I smelled aroma of fresh peppered soup. I sneaked into her house but as I entered I was hearing a male voice

Stranger: Mercy, I am going home.

Mercy: wait let me see you off.


I quickly hid somewhere and saw both of them going out. But what I noticed about the guy was that he was looking disappointed. As soon as they left, I sneaked to her door. I discovered that she didn’t lock her door. I entered and sat on the chair in her apartment. I waited for about 10 minutes when I heard her voice coming to her room. She dialled my number at her door.

Mercy: where are you now?

Me: I don’t feel like coming to your place again.

Mercy: (hissed) why are you doing this to me? Why the sudden change of plans (she enters)

Me: see her head (ends call)

She came to me to give me a warm hug. I reciprocated by placing a kiss to her lips.

Mercy: I thought you won’t come again (sitting on my laps). I missed you baby.

Me: (yinmu for my mind) if that your baby catches me

Mercy: he is not even around

Me: I thought he was the one leaving.

Mercy: no. that guy has been disturbing me to date him

Me: or to fcccukkk him

Mercy: (punches me on my chest) no he wan give me “mouth – action”

Instead of answering her, I went straight for her lips. I kissed her. she kissed in return and started removing my clothes. In no time we were both UNCLAD. Then her phone rang. It was her guy. She picked it on the third ring and put it on Loudspeaker

Her Guy: Mercy how are you?

Mercy: (indifferent) I am fine.

Her Guy: where are you?

Mercy: I am at home.

Her Guy: I am at First Bank ATM in Jericho.

Mercy: Jericho Ibadan Why didn’t you tell me you were coming?

Her Guy: should I tell you that I’m coming?

Mercy: I didn’t say so. But you should have informed me about your coming.

Her Guy: what are you insinuating?

Mercy: I’ve missed you baby (winks at me)

Her Guy: I cant wait to see you. (call ends)

As soon as I heard that he was in Jericho, I quickly wore my clothes and adjusted myself.

Me: I want to be going home

Mercy: I want you to f**k you before he comes.

Me: EMI Who wan die (stood up to leave)

Mercy: I’m hungry for your c^ck pleeeeeaaaassssseeee

I did not answer her. I left her place and as I was going home, I received a call from Helen

Helen: Accountant, I am really angry at you.

Me: what happened?

Helen: you don’t call, even SMS you don’t send….

Me: (cuts in) I had been busy for some weeks now and……

Helen: is it those ladies in the church that are deceiving you?

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Me: hmm. You are jealous. If my girl catches you ehn>>>

Helen: so is it only your girl that your c^ck is made for?

Me: (yinmu) perfectly sure.

Helen: can I come and see you in your place?

Me: I’m sorry you cant come

Helen: but why?

Me: I am living with my fiancée’s elder brother.

Helen: can you come to my palce?

Me: no. because I am already home.

Helen: eeyah. We’ll talk later.

Me: ok (call ends)


As soon as the call ended, I received a text from Kafeeya which reads “please call me”. I called her back

Me: Sis Kafeeya how are you?

Kafeeya: please call me Kafeeya. Well I’m fine.

Me: I saw your SMS…

Kafeeya: I want to see you. Are you at home?

Me: no. I’m on my way home. But you cant come to where I am staying.

Kafeeya: eeyah. And I want to come and see you.

Me: it is well. Can we see in the office tomorrow?

Kafeeya: ok. I’ll come. take care bye. (call ends)

As soon as I got home, I saw two toddlers running with Dolapo. When I greeted them I entered my apartment. Then one of them came and meet me

Toddler 1: what is your name?

Me: my name is Mike. And what is your own name?

Toddler 1: my name is Praise Lawal.

Me: Praise….. how are you?

Praise: I am fine Uncle Mike

Me: what about daddy and mummy?

Praise: Daddy has travelled but Mummy is inside with Grand ma.

Me: ok……


As I wanted to enter my apartment, the second toddler came to meet her

Toddler 2: Praise, Mummy is calling you.

Praise: tell her that I am with Uncle Mike.

Toddler 2: haven’t you heard Mummy that says that we shouldn’t talk with strangers

Praise: leave me alone. Want to stay with uncle mike.

The second toddler was dragging praise but I had to restrain both of them. The second toddler went inside the main building in annoyance to report the first one. Hardly have we settled down I heard a knock on my door.

Me: come in.

When the woman came inside, I saw it was Sis. Kafeeya!!!

Kafeeya: Accountant, so this is where you are living?

Me: yes ma. Are you surprised?

Instead of her to respond, she took Praise and was on her way out. I quickly held her by the arm and gently pulled her back

Me: Kafeeya, hope I didn’t offend you?

Kafeeya: so this is where you are living and you didn’t want me to come and see you

Me: yes Kafeeya. Mrs Adedokun husband and my girl are blood – related.

Kafeeya: (shocked) what

Me: and she has come to pay me a visit here.

Kafeeya: hmmm.

Me: so, inviting another woman into this place is like trying to step on a wounded cobra’s tail.

Kafeeya: (relaxes) ok. I understand.

Me: can I pay you a visit tomorrow afternoon in your place?

Kafeeya: nope. But I will send an address to you. You will meet me there.

Me: ok ma’am. Hope you are not angry again?

Instead of answering me, she turned and swayed her a$$ and left.


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