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Monday morning when I got to the office, I was summoned to the SP office. When I got there, he ushered me to sit down
SP: Accountant, I want to talk with you. I saw you sleeping all through the service yesterday. What happened?
Me: I was a bit tired yesterday sir.
SP: well, I want to tell you that Pastor Alowonle has been transferred to Abuja at his place of work. So another Pastor has been transferred down here by the church leadership.
SP: his name is Pastor Anonimi Omenka
Me: Pastor Anonimi Omenka Ok sir. I have heard you sir.
SP: Accountant, prepare the release of funds for Pastor Omenka. Because you remember that Pastor Alowonle was living in his personal house.
Me: ok sir.
SP: but Accountant, what about your fiancée?
Me: she’s fine. She is in Lokoja presently.
SP: but when will she be through?
Me: February next year. But, she will be leaving the country for her Masters
SP: ah!!!! . so she would leave you here
Me: (sighs) yes sir.
SP: has she come to visit you recently?
Me: yes pastor. She has.
SP: but you didn’t tell me……
Me: she is related to Mrs Adedokun husband.
SP: that’s good. I thought you are a “HOMO” or a perv….
Me: nooooooo. I am neither of the two sir.
SP: don’t let me catch you with any other lady in the church.
Me: ok sir. (Scared)
When I left him, I was troubled…… “Who have told SP about my sexcapedes What if these girls want to create a scene in the church Or what if any of this girls get belle” I was thinking about that when I stumbled on mercy while I was going to my office
Mercy: Accountant you no dey see?
Me: emi na? na me you dey yab like that
Instead of answering me, she touched my c^ck. I quickly slapped her hands away and looked at her in an awkward way. When I got to the office, I called her
Me: Mercy, we need to talk
Mercy: I am already coming to see you in the office.
Me: ok (call ends)
When she got into my office, she locked the door and came towards me
Mercy: Lover boy, howdy?
Me: I am not fine. I’m scared.
Mercy: what happened?
Me: SP called me some minutes ago and was asking me about my fiancée. I told him about her and he was like trying to know if I was flirting with other ladies in the church.
Mercy: did you tell him about me?
Me: tell him about you ke Do you want make him slice both of us raw?
Mercy: well, I will tell him about us
Me: ah!!!! (kneeling down) Mercy, I take God beg you, no do anyhow o; biko.
Mercy: then suck me now
Me: (standing up) be careful, make I no flog una a$$.
Instead of her answering me, she pulled her skirt up and I saw a freshly shaved mound. My c^ck sprang alive but I controlled it. I went to her and we kissed for some minutes. She wanted more but I resisted her.
Mercy: I want to come and pay you a visit at home this evening.
Me: you know what I’ve been telling you. Except if you bring another person along with you.
Mercy: trust me, I will.
After the close of work, I hurriedly went home to prepare for the guests coming. Around 6.30pm, I was notified by the mai-guard that I had visitors. When I told him to let them in, he allowed them in. when they entered my apartment, I saw mercy with a friend that she brought along. She quickly introduced her to me and we went inside to have a quickie. After then, we both cleaned up and went back to the parlour. When we got there, I discovered her friend was sleeping and I went to the kitchen to serve them food. When they finished eating and I was seeing them off, we met Mrs Adedokun coming in. I introduced both of them to her and went our way. When I returned, I was summoned by Mrs Adedokun
Mrs Adedokun: Mike, who are those ladies?
Me: the one on orange shirt is Mercy. The cleaner employed in the church and the other sister is her friend
Mrs Adedokun: I thought you have started bringing those ladies into this house.
Me: no ma. (I lied) you know that I can never do such in this place when I am living with my in – laws.
Mrs Adedokun: I thought as much.
Me: but where are the children
Mrs Adedokun: (hisses) they insisted that they want to see their father and since when they have got there, they have refused to come back to Ibadan.
Me: eeyah. It is like they’ve missed him
Mrs Adedokun: na you sabi. You men like to bribe the children to always side them
We both laughed. But as I was going, she called me back
Mrs Adedokun: why are you always staying alone in your apartment all this while?
Me: ma, I just feel like not intruding your privacy.
Mrs Adedokun: like now that only both of us are in this compound apart from the Mai-guard, so you will leave me alone in this building?
Me: I might not stay with you in the building but I am with you in the same compound.
Mrs Adedokun: ok Accountant. Have a splendid night rest
Me: and you too ma.
As soon as I got to my apartment, I saw a message on my phone. It was from Mrs Adedokun: “Leave your door opened. I’m coming”. I was perplexed because apart from being my Land – lady, she is also my in – law’s wife. I left the door opened and I waited for her; after a while I slept off. I woke up with a hand tapping my arm and when I stood up, I saw Mrs Adedokun in a Senegalese gown; she had locked the door, dimmed the lights and pulled down the curtains. I greeted her and wanted to lock the door when she pulled me back. She unbuttoned her gown and off it went from her body totally UNCLAD. I’d wanted to run from her but I saw her firm boob33, and her nippl3s were tact. We both went into the room and she lay on my bed. I went to lay beside her and twerking her nippl3s as she was rubbing my chest.
Mrs Adedokun: that night Titilayo came, I saw your ‘ROD’. I couldn’t believe that such a short guy like you could have a massive rod like that. And the way you were pummelling her made me wet seriously.
Me: but, hope there won’t be trouble ma? Because your sister in – law is my fiancée and I’m presently in your husband house.
Mrs Adedokun: do you think this house belongs to my husband? I am the owner of the house. My husband and I have been separated for the past 14years. And you know it is blood that is flowing in my veins not wire or rubber.
Me: I know but……..
Mrs Adedokun: (places her finger on my lips) is it about if I get pregnant?
Me: yes ma.
Mrs Adedokun: I have already done sterilisation. So don’t be scared.
She stood up and brought out a kit from her cloth. Immediately she punches my finger and blood came out. She made it drop on the kit and waited for some seconds. Afterwards, she dropped it and came to the bed and went for my rooster. I asked her
Me: what was that for?
Mrs Adedokun: you and questions sha. I tested you to know if you are free.
Me: (relaxes) owk. I have heard you
She went for my c^ck and finger – pleasured it. As if on command, it sprang to life and was fully erect within seconds. She then took c^ck halfway and started sucking it. She sucked it as if her life depended on it. After a while we went on 69 position and as she was sucking me, I was also sucking and finger – pleasure her. Then she went on all fours and when I entered her, she was tighter than a virgin. I was rocking her gently because she was squirming. After a while she got accustomed to it and was enjoying the flow. Then I lay on the bed and she straddled me. She rode me furiously as if she was riding a madcow1. We were in that position for some minutes. But I discovered that she was biting her lips and was controlling her moans. Then I lay her on the bed and hanged her legs on my shoulders. Hmmmm…..asshhhh… yeahhhhh…. Commmonnnn….. She was saying gibberish and was moaning heavily. After a while I took her to the top of my table and I spread her legs apart. I bleeped her as if I was drilling crude oil in the swamps of Niger Delta. She was moaning and groaning together. After 5 minutes we cummed together. She looked at me and said “Accountant, you are a bad boy”. I sat on the chair very – very exhausted; and my eyes were spinning. Before I say Jack Bauer, she was already snoring gently on the table. I woke her up, took her to the room and we slept together.
She woke me around 4am and as i stood up I felt as if I was tied on my feet with 16 9” sandcrete blocks on each leg. I beckoned on her to be going home and I slept back. I woke up around 8.30am feeling relieved a bit but drained. I quickly prepared for office and I went there. I met the other staff doing morning devotion. After the devotion, I called on Mercy to get me breakfast and to buy a tin of milk. I checked my phone and saw 17 missed calls, 3 missed Skype calls from Titilayo and 22 Whatsapp notifications. I had to dial Titilayo’s number
Titilayo: happy birthday my dear Michael. But I’m angry at you
Me: what happened?
Titilayo: ever since you resumed in that church, you never had time for me again. Even to call me it will be war…………or have I gotten a replacement?
Me: replacement ke? When I don’t want to “fi acid taba”
Titilayo: well I believe you a bit. But I want to be assured that nobody is space – booking over there.
Titilayo: Birthday boy, so how are we doing your birthday?
Me: I am not feeling fine presently. I feel weak.
Titilayo: ok. But hope those girls haven’t milked you sha?
ME: emi ke? No lady dey milk me here
Titilayo: Ok. But dear, I will be going to Jos tomorrow
Me: emi n sele nibe (what’s happening there?)
Titilayo: do you know Gimbiya; my bestie in school is having her wedding this Saturday
Me: ok ooo. Bring potatoes and carrots for me.
Titilayo: bring ego (money)
We both laughed. After ending the call, I received a call from someone.
Stranger: is that Mike?
Me: yes I am. Who am I speaking with?
Stranger: do you know Kafeeya Lawal?
Me: yes but who the h3ll am I speaking with?
Stranger: Why do you want to know me?
Me: when you are not an angel?
Stranger: I want to just tell you to keep away from her. you visited her this Saturday. (I gasped). You think I won’t know abi? Anything that Banky Endowed touches doesn’t fly around or is being shared with anyone.
Me: Banky Endowed…….Ah!!!!!! Alobam 1 of Jebba!!!
Stranger: how did you know my title?
Me: it is me. Mickey Mouse 101 gbogbo Mokwa Land
Banky: ah!!!!!! Mickey Mouse!!!!!! So you are the one I am talking with
Me: na me o.
Banky: how far?
Me: I dey bros
Banky: but how did you know Kafeeya
Me: Kafeeya t’o n so yen is my church member
Banky: ok……. Okan mi sese ba’le (I’m at ease now) bawo ni Ki lo wa se ni’badan
Me: I work at Centre for Faith and Liberty at Idi – ishin as the church accountant
Banky: Ile owo!!!! Wow you are lucky that you are working in that church.
Me: where are you working presently?
Banky: I am a certified hustler.
Me: O gbadun. But, ki lo wa laarin iwo ati Kafeeya?
Banky: I had wanted to date her but she has been rebuffing my advances. So I decided that I will ensure that I frustrate the living daylight out of the guy that comes under her radar. But since it is you ma guy, I will release her on 1 condition that you will settle me wella.
ME: ok mo ti gbo yin sir….
Banky: what about our wife?
Banky: your wife in school. Federal Government College New Bussa
Me: ah!!! Titilayo? She’s in Lokoja presently
Banky: you know say na you be her only friend then so……
Me: (cuts in) we are dating now.
Banky: wa se’re omo. Mickey da Mike. With all your holy – holy in school, you dey eye dat girl?
Me: (laughs) you no well at all. I will store your number and call you later.
Banky: ok boss. I will be expecting your call.
Me: ok. Take care. Bye (call ends)