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The day was very hectic for me because we were preparing for a meeting which will come up the following day. The time I had chance to rest was around 5.30pm when the Senior Pastor was about going home. When I got home I received a call
Stranger: hello Collins
Me: Who is this on the line?
Stranger: my name is Ndidi
Me: good evening Ndidi. How may I help you and how did you get my number?
Ndidi: I saw your contact on Dating and Hook – ups Zone thread on Truecelebmedia.com and I decided to call you.
Me: (relaxes) ok. how are you Ndidi?
Ndidi: I am fine. But where are you Collins
Me: I am in Ibadan
Ndidi: I am in Abeokuta.
We talked for a while and I promised to call her when I get home.
When I got home, I saw the wife of Mike’s neighbour coming from their room.
Neighbour: good evening. Who do you seek after?
Me: I live in this house
Neighbour: we’ve been living in this house for the past three years and I have not seen your face before.
Me: well, I am staying in Mike’s apartment.
Neighbour: I say so. I haven’t been seeing Mike for the past few days
Me: he has been moved to our church branch in Minna.
Neighbour: eeyah. So you are the one that came to replace Mike here in Ibadan.
We talked for some minutes and we parted…
When I discovered that my bag was missing, a call came into my phone. And when I checked it, I saw it was Kaffie
Kaffie: if you can forget your bag in the car like this, I wonder if………
Me: I am sorry Kaffie. I just realize that I forgot to carry my bag.
Kaffie: should I bring the bag for you now?
Me: don’t bother dear. I will come and pick it up very early tomorrow morning.
Kaffie: I feel like kissing you………
Me: don’t worry. Let me shower; we’ll chat later
Kaffie: ok dear (blew me a kiss)
When the call ends, I faced Christie
Me: I wanna shower.
As I was about going to the shower, Christie said something that shocked me
Christie: Mike I wished you were as old as I am or older than i.
I laughed at her and went to the bathroom to shower. When I returned, I saw Christie already lying down on the bed. Her a$$ was really drawing me as a magnet but I had to control myself. I called the reception to order for food and when it was brought I collected it and locked the door.
Me: Christie, let’s eat together
She came to join me and we ate the food together in silence. After eating, she thanked me and went to the bed to lie down. I lay on the chair and logged on whatsapp. I saw thirty messages from 5 contacts and I started opening them. I saw three from Kolade, seven from a truecelebmedia group I joined, two messages from Blessing, fifteen messages from Mrs. Adedokun and the rest from an unknown number. I quickly replied Kolade, ignored the group, replied Blessing and Mrs. Adedokun and when I opened the one from the unknown number, I discover that it was from Kaffie. She sent some funny pictures and I saw her totally unclad in those pictures. I was really engrossed in the chats when I felt a touch on my shoulder.
Christie: I can’t sleep o.
Christie: please can you come and join me on the bed?
Me: (opportunity re o) will you be comfortable with it?
I went to join her on the bed. But as soon as I lay down I received a call from Senior Pastor
SP: O ga fun e. you left since morning and you didn’t call.
Me: e ma binu sir. My airtime got exhausted since morning and I haven’t been able to recharge.
SP: ok. hope you got to Minna today
Me: yes sir.
SP: were you able to locate the Pastor – in – charge?
Me: I got to Minna around 9:15pm
SP: Jesus!!! Since morning
Me: yes sir.
SP: so where are you presently?
Me: I put up in a guest house sir.
SP: with the little money that you had……..
Me: Daddy don’t worry sir. They didn’t charge more than N4,500/night and it is just only this night sir.
SP: Ok Mike. Ensure you call me first thing tomorrow morning.
Me: Ok sir.
SP: Goodnight. (call ends)
I put the phone on silent and lay down. Then I opened NairalandTM and truecelebmedia.com where I was reading Adebimpe the Facebook Girl. All this while, Christie backed me. She begged me to dim the light and I obliged. I didn’t know when I slept off. By 1.30am when I woke up, I realised that Christie wasn’t beside me on the bed. I was about standing up when I heard the sound of toilet flush and I quickly pretended as if I was sleeping. I saw Christie coming into the room. when she got to the bedside she removed her night gown and was stark UNCLAD. She woke me up
Christie: Mike I am hor*y…… PLEASE FCUKKKK MEEEE
To Be Continued…