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After cleaning the apartment, I strolled across the street to pick up some things. I called Christie and we talked for some minutes. When I was coming back I saw a guy and a lady were talking.
Lady: Jamaal, I don’t want trouble o. Kaffie is your girl and my best friend.
Jamaal: it is you I love Mariam. Kaffie is just a side – chick.
Mariam: (mimicking Jamaal) it is you I love Mariam. But when you see Kaffie, you will be drooling for her
Jamaal: all those ones are just ‘publicity stunts’. She’s a girl that I am ready to ditch at the snap of my fingers
I stylishly left that area and went home. When I got home, I went to my apartment. Sooner, the sister I followed from church knocked my door
Sister: Accountant, have you eaten?
Me: no ma
Sister: I brought this for you. (she gave me a food flask)
Me: I am very grateful ma.
As she turns to leave
Me: what’s your name ma?
Sister: my name is Perpetua
Me: Mrs. Perpetua…
Perpetua: Ms. Perpetua
Me: ok…… but all the same, thank you
Perpetua: you’re welcome
She left for her flat. When I opened it I saw fried rice with 2 chicken laps. As I wanted to start eating, I heard a knock on the door
Me: come in
When the person entered, it was Kaffie
Me: you look gorgeous.
Kaffie: thanks. I am sorry I ought to have brought your food. I had to observe the last 2 prayers of the day.
When she brought in her tray, I saw that they had prepared pounded yam with egusi soup and every – every assorted.
Me: which one should I eat first? Sister Perpetua brought me food.
Kaffie: I am not surprised. That has been how she has been doing. But you must not waste my food.
As she was going, I pulled her back and kissed her. She was shocked but responded and we kissed for some minutes. When we broke from the kiss, a call came into her phone and she picked the call and spoke for some minutes. When the call was ended, I stylishly asked her
Me: is that our rival
Kaffie: yes of course. He is the main rival
Me: do you mind if I know his name
I was shocked but I kept my cool.
When she left, I was thinking; Jamaal that is heads over heels in love with another lady while someone is busy waiting for him….. I was brought out of my reverie by Kaffie waving her hands over my face
Kaffie: I had been talking to you for the past 3 minutes but you haven’t been responding.
Me: I am sorry. I was lost in thought. But Kaffie, why did you allow me to kiss you when you are dating another guy?
Kaffie: (sighs) Jamaal is the one I was given to since the age of thirteen according to our tradition.
When I heard that, I was shocked
Me: tis like I will have to excuse you then……
Kaffie: Mike but why?
I narrated what happened between Titilayo and I to her
Me: so Kaffie, let’s us just be friends
Kaffie: the moment I saw you in the car yesterday, I instantly liked you. And I hope something positive will work out between us
Me: you dey use style toast me………
She playfully punched me and I pulled her to myself and we kissed each other again. When we broke from the kiss, she left for her apartment.
I called Christie and she picked after the 2nd ring
Me: what’s up sis?
Christie: Mike, how are you?
Me: I am fine and you?
Christie: I am fine.
Me: your line went dead when I called you in the morning……….
Christie: yes, the battery of my phone went dead. So what’s up?
Me: I am good.
Christie: I am missing your cvck like seriously
Christie: when you told me you were working in the church I was shocked and disappointed. I wanted to tell you not to call me again but I quickly reminded myself that we have had s3x together.
Christie: honestly, I feel like having your cvck into my cvnt right now
Me: ah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sister Christie!!!
Christie: I was damn hor*y tonight before I saw your call.
Me: hope your sister and her kids are not hearing what you are saying?
Christie: my sister is on Night Duty. I am in the visitor’s room downstairs while the kids and the husband are upstairs.
Me: make una take am jeje. Anyway flash me in the next 30 minutes.
I want to eat.
Christie: ok I will. (call ends)
After eating I saw some chats left by blessing. When I read it, I saw that she lost the pregnancy. I was shocked and I consoled her. I saw that Kolade was online and I decided to chat with him
Me: Babooo……… Oko Nike
Kolade: Mike the bleeper. How are you?
Me: I dey my friend
Kolade: and how is Minna?
Me: Minna dey jare. You know that in Minna, no flexing around like IB.
Kolade: your wife just dey ask of you?
Kolade: if I see you near Nike eh. The person is Ify.
Me: (hisses) that girl She is too possessive.
Kolade: how did you know?
Me: after tasting my cvck, she was saying that I should not share it with anyone……… including Titilayo
Kolade: ah!!!!!! So this girl like am pass im sister
Me: her sister How
Kolade: there was something I didn’t let you know. When I was staying in that house, Mrs. Adedokun and I were s3xuall partners
Kolade: when you told me that you succeeded in sleeping with her I wasn’t surprised.
Me: but the way you acted………
Kolade: I was happy that you too ‘marked register’ for her side
Me: but why did you now leave the house?
Kolade: she started sending me errands and she and Nike quarrelled
Me: ok……… but by the way I met 2 ladies on our way to Minna. I later found out that one of them is my Mum’s roommate daughter in school and the other one we ended winding up that night in the guest house.
Kolade: you met a lady yesterday and you fvcked her?
Me: if not for constraints, the one I said she’s my mom’s roommate daughter I would have fvcked her too
Kolade: MIKE MIKE You need special deliverance at MFM Prayer City® I didn’t know say you don bad pass happney65
Me: when happney65 wanted to bet with me that other time that he sabi fvvck pass me, I just dey laugh
Kolade: please my brother, just be careful.
Me: do you know that Mumcee’s roommate is my neighbour
Kolade: wow……… free fvvcking
Me: No……… the girl don dey betrothed.
Kolade: saa ma ro’ra. Sharia dey that town and anybody caught fornicating/adultery na death sentence straight.
Me: Olorun a ma gba wa.
Kolade: Nike and I are getting married next 2 months.
Me: that’s splendid.
Kolade: so, ma gbagbe padi e.
Me: I won’t.
After chatting with him I tried sleeping before Christie called me
Christie: please call me back (call ends)
I called her back
Me: hello sweet
Christie: what’s up Mike?
Me: I’m lonely here.
Christie: I wished I was with you there…………
Me: hmmm. Do you know that I am living with Kafeelat, the other lady we met in the car yesterday?
Christie: WHAT You are living together
Me: wait now. I said we are living in the same compound. Even her mum and mine were roommates while in school.
Christie: I told you that I did not want to share my cvck with any lady there. Most especially Kaffie
Me: for your information, I know her fiancé. I met him today.
Christie: (relaxes) ok…………
Me: ki lon’se obinrin yii (for my mind) I want to ask why you are so adamant about “my cvck”
Christie: I have never been fvckked in that way before…………
Me: like seriously What about the person you came to meet in Minna?
Christie: it was a blind date i.e. I am coming to meet the person the first time
Me: have you heard of the celebrated case of “Cynthia”?
Christie: what happened to her?
Me: the daughter of an ex-army chief that went from Nassarawa to Lagos only to be strangled in a hotel in Lagos.
Me: I believe that He should come first to meet you before at all you coming down to see him.
Christie: what about yesterday night at the guest house
I was silent.
Christie: anyway, I wanna hear your voice before sleeping tonight.
Me: ok. We will talk tomorrow.
Christie: ok dear. Sweet dreams
Me: you too (call ends)
To Be Continued…