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if you guys dont know, my lover just told me i have 14 days more to live, while my exlover also told me i also have 14 days to live, my lover told me to sacrifice my soul so that we will forever and i agree, while my ex lover told me to come to crusade so that her general overseer of lord’s chosen charismatic revival hour will heal me and bind that spirit disturbing my life, well if i dont go withing 14 days, my soul will be lost to the devil, while if i go my soul will live on, and my love told me that if i sacrifice my soul, me and she will live together till eternity, waoh what a twist of fate, how did i even find myself in this kind of situation, i have fucck with devil before that was when i finish my secondary school and i needed to make money fast fast and by so doing i join the yahoo yahoo crew, thinking that is all about me and my laptop didnt know it also require sacrifice, (my next story). Chai i don really suffer for this live, well every man with his or her own destiny, its either we control our destiny by ourself or let another person control it, as for me, who is controlling my own destiny now, is it me or adanna? Well i will leave it for the readers to answer.
Sunday pass and monday came, 13 days remaining for my death, 12 days remaining for the crusade, i woke up early, cook indomie and eat, i took my bath, wear my clothes and my chain, i set out to school.
We have 9 colour codes of resistor, we also have the multiplier and the tolerance, i thought you those things last week, so today is revision, who can name the colour codes of resistor?
Come see as everybody dey raise their hand up, me i be know am oh but my mind no they class.
me wey i sit down for back to reason my live, you dey disturb me.
Lecturer: is ozila not in this class.
He is sir, i said standing up, tell us the colour code of resistor, come see as 156 student eye begin they look me, omo i don forget oh, i nor remember am again,.
I look front and i saw blessing whispering to me “roygbiv” she will point at herself twice and whisper roygbiv, then i remember “BBROYGBVGW”
lecturer: ozila we are waiting for you.
Me: okay sir, Black, Brown, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Violet, Grey and White.
He look at me very well then say.
“where do you get that necklace from”
me: from my friend.
Lecturer: bring it here.
Which kind wahala come be this na eeh, you ask me question i answer am finish wetin come concern you and my chain now eehh.
Lecturer: i said bring the chain here. ( he shouted)
Me: ok sir am comeing.
Me Osuagwu nor be person wey you go want play with, so i quickly remove the chain from my neck and walk forward to hand it to him.
lecturer: go and drop it on my table in my office.
I walk straight to his office and drop the chain at the table, after class i went to see the lecturer, come see as people lineup for im office wey wan see am, last week he did not collect some report book because they fail to summit on time, so everybody just lineup holding their report book on their hands as if them wan receive money from bank, if i wan wait na like 2 hours oh, so i left and sat at one restaurant inside school, “madam abeg give me one bottle of farouz” i said as i sat down and relax my head against the wall, then mercy walk in, she came to were i sitting and sat down.
Mercy: good afternoon
me: afternoon, how is ur day going?
Mercy: fine and urs?
Me: alright, i hope u are getting better now.
Mercy: yes thanks to God.
She remain mute for two minutes then ask.
Mercy: i hope you will be coming to the crusade.
Me: i dont know yet let time reach first.
Mercy: what time are you talking about? I told you, you have few more days to live instead of you to follow me so that we will go see our pastor, you are telling me let the time reach, what did she even give u to eat?
Me: mercy please not now.
Mercy: what happen to you, huh? You know you are not yourself why not let us find solution.
Na which kind wahala this girl come carry come now eeh, i stood up carry my bag and hed to the door, she stood on my way, everybody for restaurant come begin dey look us.
Girls: girl no allow am pass oh
Boys: guy, girl dey beg you and you form fine boy, you dey dull us here oh.
I tried to move her out of the way and she hold my head and kiss me, the kiss enter my head go inside my medulla onblogatha, within some seconds, electric spark killing all the glove and burning the television on the wall, i quickly free myself from her grip and ran out.
As i walk out of the restaurant i heard, ”
Guy 1: oh boy my phone don blind oh,
Guy 2: even me too oh, maybe that transformer don burn again.
Guy 1: chai i wish i know i for nor plug my phone for here oh.
I walk out of the restaurant leaving my ex lover, but why that electric come spark na, and why mercy no receive slap like blessing, i continue pondering over the whole issue, i was surprised to see her kiss me like that, i for dogde am na if say i know, i went to see the lecturer and this time na like 6 people remain, so i decided to wait.
Me: guy i dey your back,
i told the last person make all those trouble maker no come carry their strong head come beging they argue say them no meet me here, i sat down while i watch the line, pressing my phone, i login naijauncut. and i saw what baffe me, a warri pastor Bleeping a woman for pregnancy, the woman lie down in bench while the pastor bend and be Bleeping her, “power enter power enter” that was what she was saying, the pastor just dey sama her, lol the speerm go turn anointing oil wey go give her belle, or so i thought.
After i watch the video finish by then e remain one person, so i went to stand at his back, after like 2minutes e remain only me,
me: good afternoon sir.
Lecturer: yeah oz, you came for the chain right?
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: so you said your friend gave it to you.
Me: yes sir.
Lecturer: which of your friend
me: my girlfriend sir
Lecturer: is that your friend a governor daughter or president daughter?
Me: none sir,
lecturer: hmmm, how much will you sell it.
Me: its not for sale sir.
Lecturer: hahahaha there is nothing in this world that is not for sale, ok name your price.
Me: its priceless sir.
Lecturer: i will give you 50k
me: no sir
me: no sir
lecturer: i will give you A in all your papers.
Me: thank you sir but i prefer a fair result.
me: no sir.
Lecturer: its seems you are the stubborn type, you there to put on something like this in my class.
Me: am sorry sir.
Lecturer: dont be because this chain will be summited to the head office, and dont bother coming to beg because nobody will answer.
Me: but sir…
Lecturer: no but get out of my office, am done with you.
I left the office smiling of course.
I just smile and leave his office, what do you expect me to do, he is my lecturer and am his student, i left his office and started going home, i didnt report STC222 that biochemistry they tire me sometimes because of the calculation, the calculation they tire me to do because to calculate biochemistry you need 100 percent concentration and were do i get that concentration from when my house is always booming with music, na the generator they worse pass, e get one ashewo bear parlour wey them dey call pionneer for back of my house, na 24hrs them they on their generator, and na that diesel generator wey dey shake ground like trailer.
Since i didnt report it and it will be summited tommorow i decided to visit my friend onah, but i call her owners, she slim pass dija by far, na im make i dey call her owners because no be she get her body na gravity, and na air dey carry her waka, i walk out of my school gate and followed the road that lead to owners house, i waka reach her compound for me to cross over to her house na, i see say say them don fence am, chai that mean i have to turn back and walk for another 10minutes, with stubborness i open the gate because me i don tire to go back because i fit faint for road, i enter inside the gate and i need to walk like 20 steps to get to the other gate so that i cross over to her house, as i take 10 steps na im i here, wooh woooh woo, omo come see bark like lion, na so one lion dog begin dey run come meet me, that time wey i dey small them tell me say if dog dey pursue you make you pick sand for ground pure for im body, so i quickly pack sand and throw it to the mighty dog, omo the dog no stop oh, i guess e even vex put self because im come start to they run fast, the kind race i take em, i nor believe, piaamm i jump over the fence and landed in gutter full of kpotokpoto, come see as kpotokpoto full my body, na so i carry go owners house oh, as i dey go na so her neighbour dey look me like madman, i reach her doormoth and knock, she open door at first knock and ask
“chai ozilla na poo them pour for your body”
me: abeg comot for road for me joor, na why you nor tell me say them don fence your road wey lead to your house?
Owners: e don tey wey you reach my house na, so i think say you don forget me.
Me: na why i go forget my first wife?
Owners: hmm so u still gree say i be your wife, abeg go rinse yourself first.
Owners na correct christian, i be dey friend her but i refuse to fucck her because meat no dey her body, imagine if i put my dicck inside that means e go burst come out for her yash na, i took water and went to her bathroom and clean myself, i came back and check the pot, i saw indomie and i serve myself, because my belle don dey sing song since.
Owners: na wetin carry you come my house today.
Me: i come visit you na, or i nor fit visit my wife again?
Me: you? Come visit me, abeg shot up and tell me wetin you find come, you wey don forget me since na today you go come remember me abi?
Me: i dey miss you na im make i come.
Owners: na you sabi.
I finish eating my indomie, and i scroll through her book, she relax in her bed while i sat on her chair, i for join her for bed but i nor want make something happen oh, i continue checking her book and i saw what i was looking for, i check it and i saw that she has report practical 8 finish,
me: so you don finish practical eight?
Owners: yes na.
Me: na where you get this formular take calculate am like this?
Owners: i use test book.
Me: na which test book, because i find am for new school chemistry i nor see am..
Owners: no oh e no dey new school chemistry na essential chemistry i see am.
Me: okayyyy thats why, i hope you no go vex if i carry am go house go copy.
Owners: i know say na something bring you come here, anyway carry am go house and nor forget to come to school early tommorow oh to summit them oh, because i hear say latest submission na by 8.
Me: no wahala na, make i dey go.
As i stand up say make i dey go her phone ring, all i heard is what, how, when, person wey dey school just now, haa na God go help us oh, i hope is not too serous, haaaa that one mean say we nor go see am for school till next month be that oh,.
She cut the call and face me.
Owners: ozila them say mr Osuagwu don get accident and im break im leg.
Hahaha i wasnt surprise so i just smiled.
Owners: na why you dey laugh na or you think say i dey lie?
Me: no oh, i wish am quick recovery, i said as i walk out of her room smilling.
I got home and i saw adanna sleeping on my bed, with the necklace on my table.
To Be Continued…